THAL'S BALLS!
(B. Pangyatoy)
I bring the shadows, I bring the pain.
I thrilled you once, thrillin' you again.
Ride my companion across the skies
While eating tons of tomato pies
I'm an adventurer, I've been damned thrice
I feel like buying Doman Rice!
I grab my balls, Eorzea uber alles!
I gots to getchu, Nald'thal getchu
THAL'S BALLS!
Yeah, THAL'S BALLS!
You got me grabbin' THAL'S BALLS!
My nose gonna bleed, THAL'S BALLS!
I'll give you cheeky rascals up and down your spine.
If you're into Viera you're a mate of mine.
See Titania's winking in the morning fine.
Cause if you give me six
I'd best giving you your nine!
I'm an adventurer, I've been damned thrice
I feel like farming Sticky Rice!
I grab my balls, Eorzea uber alles!
I gots to getchu, Nald'thal getchu
THAL'S BALLS!
Yeah, THAL'S BALLS!
You got me grabbin' THAL'S BALLS!
My nose gonna bleed, THAL'S BALLS!
THAL'S BALLS! Shadows coming to you!
THAL'S BALLS! We bringing the dark!
THAL'S BALLS! My nose gonna bleed!
THAL'S BALLS! I sow the seed!
THAL'S BALLS! I'll be chewing you up!
THAL'S BALLS! And <bleep>ing all of you out!
THAL'S BALLS! In the morning fine!
THAL'S BALLS! I'm your cherry wine, yeyah!
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! <3
THAAAAAAL'S BAAAAAALLS!!!!
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