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Kahori Harukawa

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Thal's Balls

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THAL'S BALLS!
(B. Pangyatoy)

I bring the shadows, I bring the pain.
I thrilled you once, thrillin' you again.
Ride my companion across the skies
While eating tons of tomato pies

I'm an adventurer, I've been damned thrice
I feel like buying Doman Rice!
I grab my balls, Eorzea uber alles!
I gots to getchu, Nald'thal getchu
THAL'S BALLS!
Yeah, THAL'S BALLS!
You got me grabbin' THAL'S BALLS!
My nose gonna bleed, THAL'S BALLS!

I'll give you cheeky rascals up and down your spine.
If you're into Viera you're a mate of mine.
See Titania's winking in the morning fine.
Cause if you give me six
I'd best giving you your nine!

I'm an adventurer, I've been damned thrice
I feel like farming Sticky Rice!
I grab my balls, Eorzea uber alles!
I gots to getchu, Nald'thal getchu
THAL'S BALLS!
Yeah, THAL'S BALLS!
You got me grabbin' THAL'S BALLS!
My nose gonna bleed, THAL'S BALLS!

THAL'S BALLS! Shadows coming to you!
THAL'S BALLS! We bringing the dark!
THAL'S BALLS! My nose gonna bleed!
THAL'S BALLS! I sow the seed!
THAL'S BALLS! I'll be chewing you up!
THAL'S BALLS! And <bleep>ing all of you out!
THAL'S BALLS! In the morning fine!
THAL'S BALLS! I'm your cherry wine, yeyah!

Ahhh!
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! <3

THAAAAAAL'S BAAAAAALLS!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJR1oTDt1Ak
Comments (4)

Sigma Leonhardt

Jenova [Aether]

These new lyrics make me hungry for chicken tenderrrs, come ready to fry!

Kahori Harukawa

Coeurl [Crystal]

Mmmmm, delicious. Thanks for reading and signing Manny! Look forward...to the next piece.

Kahori Harukawa

Coeurl [Crystal]

Song Notes:
This song was a solo work by my husband, Bonga. While I do have a Lalafell form, it's only as a retainer, and nothing else. Absolute fluff that only a mischievous potato would understand to the letter. It's essentially a tribute to Lalafells, Dwarves, Tarutarus, etc. Also, a nod to the eld air "Hells' Bells." The irony is not lost on this...Viera, mind.

Bongaboi Pangyatoy

Coeurl [Crystal]

Ah yes, one of my favorite solo penned pieces. Hells Bells in the Blue Planet becomes Thal's Balls out here. Bring a tear to my eye.
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