Welcome to the Community Finder!

Greetings travelers! We are a pro-tiddlywinks, pro-nose picking normalization, and anti-wiping (in raid or otherwise) FC known as The Bodies. We are looking for an assortment of miscreants or jesters alike to commit various acts of mild tomfoolery and japery with. Perchance. Now don’t be put off by that obtrusive statement, you’re welcome to join even if you aren’t a seasoned malarkey maker for we shall teach you in due time. Or if you so choose to remove yourself from those antics altogether, then perhaps you’d find yourself better acquainted with lounging in our home: The Gosetsu Bar & Grille & Cigar Lounge. (soon to be Gosetsu manor)GOSETSU MANOR!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. We have a small large plot in the goblet Empyreum of which we plan on making into an extravagant wonderland filled with objects and activities of awe and joy. Those may range from our bar/cigar lounge, our cafe/cigar lounge, loft/cigar lounge, Gosetsu hide and seek, an evening in the poop ceiling, or even just a brief cuddle session in our oomfie corner. If none of that tickles your fancy, the possibilities are endless as long as you’re willing to smoke enough crack ???

UPDATE: WE KINDA STOPPED LISTENING TO WEEZER WE LISTEN TO BLADEE NOW

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IMPORTANT:
I sometimes like to sneak around my house, grabbing various items and claiming them as my own. I refer to them as “trinkets” and say things such as “I’ll be taking that”, “shiny trinket”, and some such. I put them all in my satchel. Everyday I become more disconnected from who I am. I become more goblin and less human.

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We are pretty causal and laid back and chill and stuff.

Below I will list off a variety of things we’re looking for in new recruits. Perchance.
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Oomfies
✩Anyone with a cute dog they can take pictures of and send to us
✩A lawyer (my court case is next month I don’t want to lose the house)
✩Someone named Dale we don’t have a Dale (WE NO LONGER NEED A DALE WE GOT ONE) (WE FUCKING LOST DALE FUCK)
✩OK Computer by Radiohead
✩✩Santa believers
✩https://doovendeer.bandcamp.com/
✩Oomfies
✩Gaslighting girlbosses
✩Gambling addicts
✩-6.94281, 7.94914
✩100 Gecs fans or Lynyrd Skynyrd fans (NOT both)
✩People who haven’t watched the Hangover Part 2 (we don’t want to risk spoilers)
✩People who did watch the Hangover Part 1 (we love discussing this film)
✩Someone with a masters in thermodynamics
✩✩✩Shout out my barber
✩Assorted miscreants to take part in mild acts of tomfoolery and japery alike
✩Goblin mode

This is a genuine ad, we are looking for players both experienced and new to build a chill, friendly community with. A lot of us raid and a lot of us just do casual content, so please feel free to join regardless of how hardcore/casual you consider yourself :]

ANT ENJOYERS NEED NOT APPLY!