Oh shoot! I don't have a Square Enix account!
No need to fret, kupo. Just follow the onscreen instructions, and you'll have an account in no time.
Please be reminded that a valid e-mail address is required to register a Square Enix account.
Now that you have a Square Enix ID and password, you should have everything you need to play. Just don't forget your ID and password, kupo.
Does that mean I'm ready to play?
One last step, then you'll be able to play, kupo.
About One-time Passwords
A one-time password used in conjunction with your Square Enix ID and password will help further secure your account.
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Yay! I can hardly wait!
Well, you won't have to wait very long, kupo.
For the final step, you'll need to link your Square Enix account together with your Sony Entertainment Network account, kupo.
Is this some sort of partnership between Sony and Square Enix?
You could say that, kupo. Before you link accounts, though, please keep in mind that the process can't be undone. If you share your PlayStation®3 with your family, make sure to use a personal Sony Entertainment Network account.
I already have my own account so that won't be a problem.
Splendid! With your accounts linked together, you're ready to play, kupo!
This is going to be so much fun! Um...you'll help me in the game too, right?
Now, where's the fun in me telling you everything? If you need a few pointers, though, you could always read the Playguide, kupo.
Oh, that's a great idea. When I'm done, I'll be able to teach
a thing or two about the game.