Character
Burning down the House
Public
I burned the house down. It wasn't really on purpose. But it's okay because Mahdi has insurance on the mansion. It all started when I brought a guy back to my room.
I was struggling with the clothes and got a bit frustrated and threw him onto my futon, knocking over a couple of my candelabras in the process. I flopped on my futon too and wrestled with him for a while before the sparks started to fly between us.
Not gonna lie, it got pretty hot in my room. We knocked the candles off my table and onto some papers, shook the bed so hard they fell onto the mattress, etc.
I got fed up with him towards the end and threw him into a corner and went to town on him with Fire I and Fire III. I had to chill a bit to catch my breath before torching him some more.
I admit I lost my temper with him, but you'd think that you could put women's clothes on a male manikin. Next time I'm buying a female manikin.
My little Lallafell retainer was unlucky to be arriving when I was trying to get away. I told her that if she told anyone that I was involved that I'd make her into a baked popotoe and feed her to her own family.
The voice in my head laughed and suggested that I have her go and fetch me some seasonings for popotoes.
I have a craving for roasted popotoes now.
oh no! my underwear collection!!! *faints*
Oh my.....I have to check with our provider after the long weekend......I hope it hasn’t elapsed!!!!
@Esper: pretty sure I looted everyone's undergarments a while ago, so they should be safe with my respectable and upstanding and understanding retainer who respects my "unsavory" habits.
@Mahdi: it probably matters to the insurance as to how the house burned down. Let's leave out the arson by ignorance if possible from the report.
As you said Ehri, NOT your fault! Hey, Mahdi LET you join, all HIS fault for poor judgement! ;p
As Rakar said before, Mahdi's judgment went out the window when he let us in the FC.
@Bunny: Well, Rakar DID teach me, and supervise, how to do my BLM rotation.
Not really Mahdi's fault for taking in strays, vagrants and delinquents. We all need a home to have (err HAD) and a family to belong to.
dont worry, ive spoken to our reps..and were covered....
No matter what anyone says. Rakar can be quite the mentor. Even if what he says doesnt sound right sometimes.
Plenty of what Rakar says sounds right, usually. But PUGs seem to not understand that I'm not the one to blame if the Healer doesn't survive my Shirking to them.
Also, Mahdi, what doesn't the house insurance cover? I'm practicing archery again and need to know about that AND what is and isn't safe to shoot (those Allagan Nodes look like good targets to shoot at).
