Greetings puny weaklings, it is I, Behemoth, taking control of this blog!
Lately, I've noticed a lot of so called "adventurers" out there are summoning me with a "Behemoth Warhorn" that they obtained in something called the Veteran Rewards program... Apparently you can earn it by subscribing for 270 total days?
I don't even know what that means, but I'm here to say it's getting really tiring being summoned over and over again to be used as a means of transportation!
I mean sure, sometimes it's nice to get away from my icy-cold domain to visit the lush tropical resorts that Eorzea has to offer, but hey, I'm a busy guy! I've got a lot of adventurers to eat!
Then there's the trade-off. These adventurers summon me, install some kind of luxurious chair on my back, and sit back and enjoy the ride.
For some reason, this lalafell in particular really gets on my nerves...
Anyway, like I said, you can earn one of those warhorns used to summon me via the Veteran Rewards program. But really, please don't, I'm getting tired of having to carry adventurers around all day...