Will Wark for Food
*Translator's Note: This blog post has been translated from its original chocobo language.
My name is Fat Chocobo.
But my friends call me Fat Chocobo.
You, too, can call me Fat Chocobo.
I can usually be found lounging in the shade somewhere, relaxing. I do a lot of relaxing. I don't really like to move around, if I can help it.
However, when it comes to food, I'll make the effort.
Look, I just really, really enjoy food, okay? If I have to, I'll work for it.
Lately, adventurers have been riding me around, using me to get from point A to point B in Eorzea. Apparently, they purchased the FFXIV: A Realm Reborn PlayStation 4 version's Collector's Edition...
You can pre-order your very own PlayStation 4 Collector's Edition, too. I mean, if you really feel the need. Speed not guaranteed, though.
Also, apparently, owners of either the PC or PS3 Collector's Edition will also receive the new in-game bonus items. Great, more people putting me to wark.
I better rest up while I can.
- Fat Chocobo