Alright, now it's time to install FINAL FANTASY XIV on your computer, kupo.

Installation? But I don't have time for that. Could you take care of it and call me when you're finished?

Now, wait just a minute, kupo!
For the package version, all you have to do is put the game disc in your DVD drive. A few instructions will appear on the screen, and you'll be finished with a few clicks.
And for the digital download version, all you have to do is click on the downloaded game file. Double-click on the file, follow a few instructions that appear on the screen, and you’ll be finished, kupo.

Is that all? Well, why didn't you say so?

I believe I just did, kupo.